Yo Mama Jokes

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 Yo mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.

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 Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall

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 Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!

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 Yo' mama so blonde, she walked into an antique shop and asked "What's new?"

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 Yo' mama so old, her social security number is two!

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 Yo mama is so ghetto, she does wheelies in her 10 speed.

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 Yo' daddy is so fat the only train he can travel is the GRAVY TRAIN.

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